Leah Loves Roses

I had a really strange dream last night…

It started off a cross-over world of Ratchet and Clank, and Crash Bandicoot…and this cross-over world was the arena for the Hunger Games.

There was a bit of water in it and we had to swim away from the fire, dodging the piranhas…and Hermione couldn’t swim, so she tried to hang onto my ankle, but she couldn’t so she died.

Then we got to this house place with lifts and so me, Gale and a load of randomers (who were trying to kill me) barricaded ourselves into a lift…and then I realised I’d left my new mouthwash back at home and wasn’t going to be able to properly brush my teeth.

Yeah.

It was…different?

I’ve had an amazing night! :’) Performing Arts Evening! :D

I performed The Wizard and I from Wicked, and Somebody That I Used To Know (of course) by Gotye! :D

Ma momma filmed! :D

Ahh!

Oh my life.

I just sat with my mother and two other fogies, whilst they talked about contraception, the menopause and “pelvic floor damage”.

Yes my friends, that is women’s inability to hold in piss, after pushing several small people from their vaginas.

D:

So I’ll answer every single one of your extremely personal messages, even if you’re anon.

if-malice-was-tangible:

Ooh come on, I’m feeling very open and honest and oooh~ so ask me some shit!

This is actually an awesome idea. SAME! I shall answer your questions!

Well…..most of them! ;)