Leah Loves Roses

My sister just turned to me and said:

“Imagine if you had a cat called Carrie, which was short for ‘Carrot’.”

Ok.

My future cat is to be called Carrot.

Genuine Status off an acquaintance of mine:

“4 weeks of being together with my babe im so blessed and so is he xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx”

Excuse me. 4 weeks? 1 month? Ok…

Totally didn’t get peeped by 4 male drivers on my walk home. -_-

One was fit tho;)

baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD